ALDENPOTAMUS
Internet Hobo
Born four hundred years ago in the Highlands of Scotland. I am Immortal, and I am not alone.
SASHA
Mistress of Merch
Keeper of the sanity, tolerator of the Potamus and organizer of things.
OLIVE
Chief Gremlin
Her mischief is never far from the ears of chat, or ankles of a potamus.
INLUSTRIS
The Main Mod
Modder & Chief, wrangler of lesser mods, and general co-conspirator.
DUNDEE
(the crocodile)
An IP completely distinct and in no way related to Crocodile Dundee of the 1986 film by the same name.